While they say revenge is a dish that’s best served cold, the revenge body is a reminder of what they could have had and is best served sizzling hot! A transformation is the best way to get over a breakup. The revenge body makeover tightens, tones, shapes, accentuates, and brings out all the curves at full blast to serve up regret on a perfectly sculpted, desire-inducing platter. The concept of the revenge body is simple: Your goal is to make your body look delicious and tempting so that your ex regrets their terrible decision to do you wrong. You can do this using a series of very specific sculpting procedures that all offer quick, noticeable results with fast healing times.
The beauty of the revenge body surgical procedure is that it is customizable. It allows you to accentuate what you love, transform what you don’t love, and keep what was already working for you. Yes, getting a physique that makes you look like somebody gifted you with a newer, hotter body after a breakup is possible — even if you’ve been seeking solace in mountains of Häagen-Dazs to soothe your heartbreak. With the right combination of gentle cosmetic procedures from a surgeon specializing in creating revenge bodies, Dr. Matlock will craft a new look that will have your ex crying regretful tears by the spoonful instead! Are you wondering how to get a revenge body? Take a look at how to weaponize your body after heartbreak using the hottest procedures.
What Is a Revenge Body?
The revenge body isn’t just one procedure. Typically, it involves a collection of cutting-edge procedures designed to sculpt, contour, and add volume in just the right places. Most people will be ready to show off their deliciously vengeful physiques within six weeks after getting their procedures done. The exciting part is deciding which areas of your body you want to use as weapons for inducing regret. When you work with Dr. Matlock, there’s no goal too lofty when it comes to recreating the bodies of your favorite celebrities and influencers. Take a look at some of the most common procedures included in the revenge body surgical procedure.
360 Vaser Assisted Liposculpturing
The true powerhouse of the revenge body procedure, 360 lipo removes fat deposits from under the skin in areas like the abdomen, hips, thighs, back, arms, chest, and neck with minimal bruising. This technology allows Dr. Matlock to create a highly sculpted, ultra-shapely result compared to lipo procedures of the past. Based on your preferences for your new body, you can choose a look that ranges from “simply slimmer” to “ripped.”
The Itsy-Bitsy Instagram Waist
You know your ex is still scrolling your social media. Give them something to see with the famed Itsy Bitsy Instagram Waist. Start picking out your revenge bikini today because you’re going to be eager to show off these results! Yes, you can use lipo to get that contoured, tight abdomen that is buffered by well-defined hips as part of your revenge body procedure.
Vaser Hi-Def Liposculpturing
Using ultrasound technology to sculpt and define the musculature of the body, this procedure also helps to tighten skin as it removes fat. People looking to define their six-packs, obliques, lats, pecs, biceps, triceps, and deltoids find that they can finally get that toned “look at me!” look that’s been eluding them. This is a quick way to look like you hit the gym instead of spending even a single minute wallowing in heartache.
Brazilian Butt Lift
A favorite of people seeking to truly make their exes regret what they’ve walked away from, the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) is the fastest route to a perky bottom. The results of this procedure can be described as giving you a “perfect bowl” on your backside. The BBL is one of the most requested cosmetic procedures today due to the insatiable appetite for full bottoms that’s been fueled by celebrities. Using a technique that transfers fat from other parts of your body, the BBL can be a great way to get what your mama didn’t give you. The transferred fat is used to shape and augment the buttocks without the need for implants. Say goodbye to a flat, sagging bottom with help from this sculpting technique that gives you a celebrity booty overnight.
Many patients looking for the revenge body choose to combine 360 Vaser Assisted Liposculpturing, the Itsy Bitsy Instagram Waist, and Vaser Hi-Def Liposculpturing with the Brazilian Butt Lift. Others prefer to swap the BBL for something a little less pronounced, Dr. Matlock’s own Corporate Butt®️. The decision comes down to your goals.
The Corporate ButtⓇ
Similar to the BBL, the Corporate ButtⓇ brings volume and shape to your posterior. However, this is considered a “polite butt” that isn’t quite as bootylicious as some of the rears currently trending in popular culture. The Corporate Buttt® is a subtle, rounded butt that definitely gets attention, but fits your body shape so it doesn’t get too much attention.
Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation®
Revenge isn’t just about how your body looks. It’s also about how your body feels. That’s why Laser Vaginal RejuvenationⓇ (LVR®) is such a great post-breakup treatment. Let your ex know by the glow on your face that something has changed since they left! LVR® is a procedure designed to increase sexual gratification. It is commonly used by women looking to find their groove after childbirth. In addition to helping to restore sexual confidence and gratification, LVR® can help with stress urinary incontinence (SUI) that occurs as a result of the vaginal and perineal body muscles straining during childbirth.
Many women choose to add LVR® to revenge body procedures as a personal gift! LVR® can help get everything feeling “like new” again, even if it’s been several years since you’ve given birth. The immediate stretching and loosening that occur immediately after birth can worsen as the years go on if they aren’t corrected.
Breast Augmentation
A revenge body makeover is hardly complete without some upper-body work. The most common requests for people seeking revenge bodies are breast augmentations, breast lifts, and breast reductions. Both augmentations and reductions can be combined with lifts for perky, bra-fee results.
Tummy Tuck
A tummy tuck, also known as abdominoplasty, is a procedure that removes excess skin and fat from the lower abdomen. This procedure also helps to tighten weakened or loose abdominal muscles. Put this one on your list if you’d love nothing more than to taunt your ex by posting photos in bikinis, crop tops, or tight-fitting shirts to show them the irresistible waist they’ve let slip out of their hands!
Plotting Your Revenge One Curve at a Time: Is the Revenge Body Achievable?
Check out Dr. Matlock’s Instagram account to see revenge body before and after shots that will make you a believer! A pioneer in creating tight, Hollywood-level bodies, Dr. Matlock has performed thousands of revenge body procedures combining liposculpture, the Itsy Bitsy Instagram Waist, the Brazilian Butt Lift, the Corporate Butt®️, tummy tucks, breast augmentation, vaginal rejuvenation, and more. If love is a battlefield, your revenge body is a breathtaking landscape that wins the war. Let Dr. Matlock show you how to activate your secret weapon for lover’s revenge by getting your body tighter, hotter, and firmer in weeks!